Here’s a sonnet I made out of found material online. It was taken from the cesspool of personal ads from Craigslist. Now if you don’t mind, I’m going to go wash my hands.
I am looking for someone to be with,
I am good looking and available.
I prefer someone younger than myself
someone who is tall, and charming, and stable.
Thought I would give this thing a try.
We will just have to play it slow to start,
and I’m about 6 foot tall with brown eyes,
looking for a girl with a big heart.
If you are still reading this, you must know
I need someone to connect to, and to talk to.
Please describe yourself, and attach a recent photo
Looking for the girl of my dreams, it could be you.
Message me for an amazing connection.
If you are serious, then let’s see what happens.